LOL, that is not your usual writing style, but it sure was funny!
Now, the meaning of life ... According to Lin Yutang, a Chinese inventor, linguist, novelist, philosopher, and translator, "What is the meaning of life? The true end, the Chinese have decided in a singularly clear manner, lies in the enjoyment of a simple life, especially the family life, and in harmonious social relationships. For after all, the sum of all human wisdom and the problem of all human knowledge is how man shall remain a man and how he shall best enjoy his life."
O...M...G...Good thing I wasn't eating or drinking when reading this. This is SO much better than The Good Place or the Truman Show. You need an agent, man.
This read like a pilot for a series - also made me realise Santa technically does performance reviews on kids
I’m already on the phone with HBO.
If you want a subjective review, talk to Santa. He seems to give the most gifts to pretentious, rich kids.
This made me laugh, thank you! I know it was always Goldman...
thanks Björn, as always, for your support!
LOL, that is not your usual writing style, but it sure was funny!
Now, the meaning of life ... According to Lin Yutang, a Chinese inventor, linguist, novelist, philosopher, and translator, "What is the meaning of life? The true end, the Chinese have decided in a singularly clear manner, lies in the enjoyment of a simple life, especially the family life, and in harmonious social relationships. For after all, the sum of all human wisdom and the problem of all human knowledge is how man shall remain a man and how he shall best enjoy his life."
Thanks for your support, Yi!
And I definitely resonate with that definition.
I’m deeply offended…..that you’ve not done stuff like this before already! Very good :)
Forgive me, Dave, for I have sinned…
The work ethic will continue til morale improves
a flawless strategy, indeed
O...M...G...Good thing I wasn't eating or drinking when reading this. This is SO much better than The Good Place or the Truman Show. You need an agent, man.
Fuckin' Goldman.
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That was a lot of fun Rick
thanks for supporting my application to The Onion!
I was thinking this was the first draft to a screenplay …